Best Of Indian is a blog that publish amusing and ineresting indian lists, stories and articles. Here you can find some of the content related to India. Pepsi Chut Mein Mota Lund Jaate Hi Callgirl Chillayi: “Uui Maaa PEPSI.” Ladka: “Saali Iss Time Tuze Pepsi kaha se du?” Girl: “Chutiye Pepsi Matlab Please “Enter Penis Slowly Inside”. Hindi Shayari Zakham Jab Mere Seene K Bhar Jayenge Aansu B Moti Bankar Bikhar Jaeenge Ye Mat Puchna Kis Kis Ne Dard Diya Warna Kuch Apno Ke Bhi Chehre Utar Jayenge. Hindi SMS HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA. Mp3 Unique is a unique script which allows you to search for songs, find information about them, listen and download them. Ki padai kar rahe the unka last sem project chal raha tha mere sasur ne samne se riste ki bat ki thi mere dad unke ghar gaye the bat karne sab sahi tha uske bad me dad unhe dekhne delhi gaye waha meri unse pahli mulakat hui thi humne ek dusre ke bare khub bat ki mene unhe apne bare me sab kuch bataya me padai me jada hoshiyar nahi hu muje English bhi jada bolna nahi aata sab kuch apne bare me bataya yaha tak ki mene to unse ye bhi pucha ki aap muj jesi ladki mean graduate girl se shadi kyu karma chahte h apni field ki kyu nahi to unhone kaha ki nahi muje apni field ki ladki se shadi nahi karni h or humari bate hoti rahi wo kaffi hoshiyar h padai me or dikhne me bhi kafi handsome h har koi unki personality ko dekh kar fida ho jaye Wese hi me ho gai kya dikhte h or bato se bi unhone mera dil jeet liya humari kafi pasand ek dusre se milti h to mere dad ne jab pucha ki kesa h to mene kaha acha h pasand h or mere dad ne unke dad ko ha me jabab de diya or hum ghar wapas aa rahe the tab raste me unke dad ka phone aaya or unhone bhi kaha ki unhe me pasand aa gai hu or unki mom bhai or dad bhi dekhna chahte h Tab muje agra ke park me dikhaya gaya waha kisi ne kuch nahi pucha mujse or dekh kar roka karne lage tab mene hi kaha ki muje kuch kam nahi aata h meri mom ne kabhi mujse kabhi karwaya nahi h tab mummyji boli ki wo to hum shikha dege or usi din roka kar diya or shadi ki date niklwai kaha ki hum jan . Band kar diya or fb par chat karne lage me ek dam uthi to dekha 2 bajrae h or wo fb chala rahe h muje bahut gussa aaya mene unse kha ki me sofe par so rahi hu aap itni i tni ratko kis se chat kar rahe h me bhi to dekhu ki biwi se bhi jada important kon h or unhone jhat se apni id band kar di or kaha koi nahi wo to me lappy band hi karne wala tha dosto us rat se hi meri life me bahut bada twist aaya subhah mene apne devar se bat ki tab usne kaha ki bhabhi thoda dhayan rakho bhaia par aapke bhale ke liye hi kah raha hu or phir aapki marji me bat samj nahi pai thi ye roj kisi se bat karte the ghanto ghanto mene pucha to khate h meri bestfrienfd h us se project ki bat karta hu to mene kaha ki wo shadi me kyu nahi aai to khate h ki uske yaha shadi thi to mene kah thik h ab bat karana meri us se muje kafi help milegi us se wo aapke sath 6 sal se h to kafi kuch pata hoga aapke pasand na pasand ke bare me to unhone saf mana kar diya ki nahi wo bat nahi karegi tab muje bada ajeeb laga ki kyu nahi karegi or ek din muje unke lappy se uske or inke photo mile jinhe dekh kar me ek dam sock me aagai ki ye to wahi ladki h or uske sath ese photo means us din muje pata chala ki wo unki gf h or mene unse pucha tab wo mujse ladne lage usi din se unka behavior or badal gaya kyuki sachai to muje pata chal hi gait hi or unhone mujse kaha ki tumne mujse kuch jada hi expectation kar rakhi h ki me tume movie dikhane ghumane firane le jauga me kahi nahi le jane wala ghar walo ko shadi karni thi kardi muje koi matlab nahi tab us din me bahut roi kuch samj me hi nahi aara ha tha ye ho kya raha h mere sath mere dad mom sab ye soch rahe the ki me bahut khush hu kyuki me unhe kuch nahi bata tit hi kyuki unke upar kya gujregi unhone muje itne pyar se pala posa shadi ki itne man se jitna unki hasiyat me tha us se jada hi kharch kiya phir bhi mere sasural wale muje tana marte the ki tumare ghar walo ne diya hi kya h tumare papa ne to tume bhar sa tala h sunte sunte me pagal jesi ho gait hi bas roti rahti nov. NON VEG JOKES.. BELOW 1. NOT ALLOWEDProduct Name. Pepsi. Chut Mein Mota Lund Jaate Hi Callgirl Chillayi: “Uui Maaa PEPSI.”Ladka: “Saali Iss Time Tuze Pepsi kaha se du ?”Girl: “Chutiye Pepsi Matlab Please “Enter Penis Slowly Inside”. Un Dino Ki Tension Nahi Rehti 2. Heavy Golo Ki Jagah Light Goliya Latakti Hai 3. A 'Aa Mil Ja Gale' 'Aa Pyar Ke Rang Bharein' 'Aa Rab Se Dua Mange' 'Aag Lag Rahi Hai' 'Aaj Dil Ki Baatein Keh Denge Hum Sabhi' 'Aaj Holi Hei' 'Aaj Hum Tum O Sanam' 'Aaj Is Rut Mein' 'Aaj Mere Qatil Ki Niyyat Buri Hai' 'Aaj Mit. Anjaan Ladki Se Baat Kaise Shuru Kare tips in hindi me unknown girl se baat karne ke tarike kaise karu kru impress kese karna chahiye smart confident bane khush. 100375 --- Naam Hai Tera --- Himesh 100376 --- Des Rangila --- Fanna 100377 --- Tere Sanh Ishq --- Tom Dick and Harry 100398 --- Mein Houn Na --- Mein Houn Na 100399 --- Galan Gorian --- Stereo Nation 100400 --- Babu Ji. Usne Meri Jindagi Barbaad Kar Di: Real Love Story by Neha. A true Hindi Love Story of a girl who was cheated by her boyfriend. Nange Bhi Ghumo To Kisi Ki Bhavnaye Nahi Jagti Hai 4. Virginity Ka Koi Proof Nahi Hota Hai 5. Khujane Pe Hath Geela Nahi Hota Hai 6. And Above All – Kahi Bhi Mooto Aaram Se Khade Hokar. Enjoy Friends We Are A Man.! Mein Kapde Utar Rahi Hun.”Sabhi logo Ne Peeche Ghum Kar Dekha To Ladki Kapdo Wala Bag Utar Rahi Thi. Bache Jab Sunsan Jagah Pe Jate Hai To Haadso Ko Janam Dete Hai?”Pappu: “Sunsan Jagho Pe Hue Haadse Hi Bacho Ko. Janam Dete Hai“. Dusara. Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra Kal Us Madarchod Ne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke. Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li.“? Jo soch. rahe the wo bhi Karoge To Biwi Khush Hi. Rahegi? Ek Budha Blue Film Dekhte Hue. Zor Zor Se Haath Ko Jatka Dene Laga. Saath Bethe Ladke Ne Pucha –. Kya Hua Baba?”Baba Bola – “Hona Kya Hai, 3. Saal Bad Lund Khada Hua To Aaj Haath So Gaya.“? Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Apni. Patni Se Pyar Se Pucha: “Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?”Patni Boli: “Aaj Tak To. Top. Up* Mein Kaam Chalta Tha, Aaj Se Life Time Karwa Liya.”? Ye To Abhi Doodh Peeta Hai.”Conductor – “Doodh To Iska. Baap Bhi Peeta Hai To Kya Usko Bhi Free Mein Bitha Loo“. Chay Kya Ghanta Aayegi.“. Ab Kya Handset Bhi Le Ke Jayenge?“. TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES. MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?!? Ungli Sey To. Andhere Mein Bhi Surakh Mill Gaya.”Patni: “Jan Ab Aahista Sey. Andar Daal Do.”Pati: “Poora Andar Chala Gaya, Uuf ! Kitna Mushkil. Hai Andherey Mein Headphone Ki Pin Mobile Mein. Lagana“? Ever Wondered Why Women Wear Panties With Printed Flowers? Its A Way Of Saying Come Please Water My Garden With Your Pipe? Ek Dost Ne Dusre Dost Se Pucha: “Oye, Tune Kabhi Life Mein Kisi Aurat Ke Boobs Choose Hai?”Dusra Dost: “Nahi Yaar, Kabhi Moka Nahi Laga” Pahla Dost: “To Bhonsdi Ke Kya Tu Apne Baap Ke Tatte Choos Ke Bada Hua Hai?“? Kitne Ka Hai?” Kelewala: “2. Rs Ka Ek”Lady Hairan Hoke: “Kyaaa????”Kelewala: “Dekha Fatt Gayi Na Gaand“? Santa Biwi Ke Saath Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana Raha Tha To Light Chali Gayi. Santa: “Uff, Aaj Ye Condom Itna Tight Aur Chota Kaisi Ho Gaya Hai?” Biwi Gusse Se: “Arrey Ye Condom Nahi Hai, Bache Ki Doodh Ki Bottle Ka Nipple Hai“. Aur Jis Din Teri Gand Par Main Fida,Us Din Beta Samajh Le Tu Chuda.? Ladka Ladki Raat Ko Phone Pe SMS Chat Kar Rahe The. Ladki Ne Pucha: “SMS Kaha Se Kar Rahe Ho?” Ladka: “Bedroom Mein Rajai Ke Ander Se.”Ladki: “Achha?? Waha Bhi Coverage Hota Hai Kya?”Ladka: “Kyu Nahi? Apna Personal Tower Jo Khada Kar Rakha Hai“. The Boot Accepts Only One Size. Whereas Choot Accepts All Sizes.? Callgirl- Diwali aa rahi hai, socha thodi si safayee. Sham ko TV par news aayi- 1. Biwi- Bhosdike lund. LCD,AC,jwellery wapas kar. Santa – Galti ho. Biwi- . Wohi sirf aapka hai.. His friend asks why not you do regularly. Baniya Replies : Ke karen, ek din to condom sukhane me bhi lag jaave hai! Dr: Ye Koi Bimari Nhi Hai, Tera Chehra Hi Chut Jesa Hai. Saab, Meri Umar Mein Sex Style Kya Hona Chahiye?”Dr: “Dogy Style”Budha Confuse Hoke: “Aapka Matlab Piche Se?”Dr: “Nahi, Sirf Soonghna Aur Chaatna“. Ldka Clas Me 1 Ldki Ki Gand Mein Ungli Dal. Deta Hai Ldki Muskra Kar Boli: Utni Hi Tatti Nikaalna Jitni Khani Ho! Who is Mallika Sherawat? Student: Penis Player!!! G wo Milkshake Bana rahi thi. Ghalti se peeche daal diya. Biwi boli: O ji truck ghalat godam me ja raha haisharabi: saali ab bata rahi hai jab diesel khatam hogaya. Main didi nahi, aapki Sali hu radha. Man – Ab kahe ki Radha jab ghus gaya aadha. Punjabi women: Hai behna saada ki kehna,saara din chulley te,te saari raat LULLAY te. Ab Pura Hath B Dalo. Ab Dusra Hath B Dalo Ab Dono Hathon Se Taali Bajao. Boy: Nahi Bajti. Girl: dekha Kitni Tight Hai. Doc: Get ur self fucked within 7. Tu dar mat, agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roz abortion karvana padta? Girl: to me aisa samju ki jo ladka pura paper complete kar sakta tha, lekin woh objective likh ke chala gaya. Aur Jab Bache ki Maa masti karti hai to use MALA D di jaati hai! So dear, U must STOP eating sweets, as you are already a Sweetheart!? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you.. Boy turns both boobs but there is No sound! Girl: Fool, U are not plugged in..!? Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi, Jab chipak ke soyee thi Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo, Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur karo.. The girl replies isme tere baap ka kya jata hai. Boy- agar mere baap ka gaya hota to gori HOTI. BEWKUF, CHARGE OUTGOING PAR HI LAGTA HAI. Husband: Isme Tum Badi Sexy Lag Rahi Ho, Wife: Hmm. Pata Hai! Salesman B yahi keh rah. Girl- mera nahi mummy ka! Dr oh!. mataji Jeeb bahar nikaaliye. Wife: Swami Load Jyada aur Voltage kam hai.? She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they.!!? Warden ke pucha aage kya lagati hai? Ist woman: manne chat. ND woman: manne ragdo(tikki). RD woman: manne pehle chat phir ragdo!! Yeh aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!? Dad: teri maa me PETROL barh raha hun Son: Mom ki AVERAGE CHECK karo abhi uncle bhi TANK FULL kay kay gaye hai? Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.? Kisiko apna banana me waqt lagta hai. Jab manga hamne aapko khuda se to usne jawab diya Anmol cheez pane me waqt lagta hai. Wife is a chocolate. Neighbors wife is like an ice cream , should have. After she had finished she said, . What makes you ask such a question?? Dava is like GF comes with expiry date, and. Pehla chuha bola- baju hat lavade. Har jam ka nasha alag hota hai. Kisi 1. ladki pe zindgi barbad mat karna kyonki har ladki ka figure alag hota. A: VAGINA cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA.. So respect the seniors!? He: She doesn't satisfy me in bed She: The whole colony is happy, only this idiot has a problem!! Twinkle, twinkle little STAR, I just went to ROYAL. BAR. Quater rates r up so HIGH, So drink a beer with Chicken FRY !!! Monthly automatic engine oil change! Every. type of piston fits! Lick. my boy and fuck me right, get my nut and say goodnight. Abey Bhosri k pehle meri TANGO ke beech se apna MOO to bahar nikal. RANI - Before marriage. LAXMI - After marriage. BAI - After children. Kharcha karo to bole . Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey. Baba Saxidas Se Ek Angrej Jo India Aaya Thha. Aur Hindi Sikh Raha Thha Usne Pucha. Angrej: “Baba Ji, What Is The. Pure Hindi Name Of Penis?”Baba Ji: “Mutra Nikasak. Shishu Utpadak Aanand Dayak Charm Nalika“. Chuchi uski moti- moti choot bade kmal ki. Ek haath me tel ki. Dekhne wale keh rahe the loda nahi hatoda tha. Lady teacher rubs it off. Next day he draws a bigger one &. Choot. Samne darar ho. Gand ka pahad ho. Jab tak chut phate nahe,tab tak land hate nahi. Chut ko tu. phad de, uske ander jhaad de. Land tum mahan ho, sarv shaktimaan ho. I kept ASS with me & gifted FACE 2 u. Once FACE died, i. I see my ASS i remember ur FACE.! Aur kafi der tak dekhne ke bad kahta hai. Father: Aane de saale ko uski behen chod dungaa. Girl. Chalo papa rehne do, dono taraf se chudai to meri hi hogi. Teacher slapped Banta. Patient bola. doctor me theek hoon par baat yeh hai ki kuch time pehle maine ek vidhva se. Dad: Well, Son Ur. Mom & I Got Together at . We Set up A Date Via E- Mail. Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom Agreed To . Main Bhi Daant Hi Nikalwane Aayi Hu, Nipple Mein Fasa Hai“. Oh My. Good God. Will Not Be Considered As. Prayer.? Aapne Last Time. Jab Mera Abortion Kiya Thha To Blade Ander Hi Bhool Gaye Thhe”. Dr.: “Oh!, I Am Sorry, Kuchh Hua To Nahi?”Ladki Rote Hue: “Mere 7 Friend Namard Ho Gaye, 1. Gunge. Hai Aur 9 To Apni Ungli Katva Bethe Hai“? Ek Ladki Sadak Pe Jaa Rahi Thhi Aur Uske Top Mein Se Right Boob Bahar Aya Hua Thha. Ek Policeman Ne Usko Roka Aur Pucha: “Ye Kya Hai?”Lady: “Hai O Rabba, Munna To Bus Mein Hi Rah Gaya“? Ladki Baba Ramdev Ji Ke Pass Jaati Hai. Ladki: “Baba, Agar Main Apne Boyfriend Ke Sath Sex Karu To Kya Hoga?”Baba: “Tum Narak Mein Jaogi? Ek Ladki Film Dekhne Ke Baad Galti Se Boys Hostel Mein Guss Gayi. Agle Din Uski Saheliyo Ne Poocha: “Kon Si Film Dekhi?”Ladki: “Pehle Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi Fir Ladko Ne Bana Di Ghodi? Ek Nangi Ladki Bar Me Jati Hai Aur Waiter Ko Order Karti Hai. Ladki: “Ek Peg Lao”Waiter Uski Aur Dekhte Rahta Hai. Ladki: “Kya Kabhi Nangi Ladki Nahi Dekhi?”Waiter: “Arrey, Mai Ye Soch Raha Hu Ke Tu Paise Kahan Se Nikalegi“? What Do New Generation Boys And Girls Like? Boys: IPLGirls: I- Pills? Pappu: “Papa Teacher Ne Ek Question Pucha Hai, Aur Kaha Hai Ghar Se Puch Ke Aana”Papa: “Kya Question Hai?”Pappu: “Bollywood Aur Hollywood Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai?”Papa: “Dekh Beta Jahan Ladki “BOL” Se Khelne De, Wo Bollywood Aur Jahan Ladki “HOL” Se Khelne De Wo Hollywood“. Expression Of Boys When They See A Girl. Gujrati: Kya Laundiya Hai. Punjabi: Oye, Kya Changi Kudi Hai. Mumbai: What A Babe. Bihari: Madharchod, Chuchi Dekh Sali Ke.? Baba Saxidas Se Ek Din Media Mein Ek Aadmi Ne Sawal Pucha. Aadmi: “Baba Aap To Gayani Hai Kya Aap Explain Karenge Ki Choot Kya Hoti Hai”Baba Ji Ne Samjhaya: Bachha, 2 Pavitra Janghon Ke Beech Wo Mahan Gufa. Jahan Shri Lund Ji Maharaj Khadi Mudra Mein Andar Jate Hai. Aur Murchhit Avastha Mein Vapis Bahar Aate Hai. Usko Choot Kahte Hai?? Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Ek Ladki Gayi Aur Baba Se Boli. Ladki: “Is Duniya Ke Bare Mein Mere Mann Mein Sawal Hai”Baba: “Pucho Bachha”Ladki: “Agar Ladka Kai Ladkian Chode To Uska Talent Aur Ladki Kai Ladkoon Se Chude To Badchalan Kyoun?”Baba. Bachha, Kyonki Kai Tale Kholne Wali Chabhi Ko Master Key Kahte Hai Par. Kai Chabhiyoon Se Khulne Wale Tale Ko Jhantu (Ghatiya) Tala Kahte Ha“. Arey Nahi Yaar. Sala Room Hi Ni Milta, Sex Kare Bhi To Kahan. Ne Ek Gehra Saans Liya Aur Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “Aapko Sirf Chudwana Hai, Ya Masala Bhi Piswana Hai“. Shopkpr: Head Ke Balo Ke Liye Head &. Shoulder Or Panty Ke Liye Pantene Du? Ldki: Garnier Dedo Gand Ke Bal Do. Lungi? Snta: Sala Sadi Ko Khich Raha Tha, Utha Bhi To Sakata Tha. Jo Bhi Ye. Condom Purchase Kare Usko Mera Mobile Number De Dena”! Kya Aap Lu*Nd. Kharab Hone Pe Isko Badal Ke Doge?” Agent: “Nahi, Par Jab Ye Kharab Ho.
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